WTF is going on could i be pregnant?

I think you should get a blood test. The brown spotting sounds like implantation. There are options if you are not ready. I would love to have a baby but due to miscarriages I can not seem to conceive at 35 and would give anything to have a baby but not being rich makes that impossible too no matter how much you would love that baby. If you need to talk you can message me anytime, sometimes strangers are easier to speak to.