Good driving schools around Surrey, BC?

Theres 1 really good one but I forgot the name of the school. You have to walk (dont use the bus or anything) to white rock beach and swim across the ocean. When you reach the shore, keep walking. You will find a very large mountain on your right. Walk towards the mountain and climb across it, after that there will be a river filled with live crocadile. Dont be scared!! throw a stick to distract it and quickly sprint across the river. Keep walking for at least 3 days. You will find a vast desert in front of you. Dont lose hope, keep trekking straight for 2-4 weeks and you will find a oasis. Now turn right and keep on walking until you find a city named Tuba City. The people there are very kind and will guide you to a driving school where you can obtain your driving liscences there.